Chinese Humor

我帮同事搬家,抱起电视机就要走,一位老奶奶从门外进来喊道:“你抢劫呀!快放下,不然我报警了。”

我说:“是我朋友让我来帮他搬家的。”老奶奶说:“你走错门了,这不是你朋友的家,这么年轻就得健忘症了。”

我红着脸把电视机放回了原处,转身要走,突然老奶奶喊:“小伙子,继续把电视机搬走吧,是我走错门了…”

I was helping a colleague move and was about to carry out the TV, when an old lady came through the door shouting: "You are committing robbery! Put it down, or I will call the police!"

I said, "My friend told me to help him move." The old lady said: "You went through the wrong door, this is not your friend's home. You are so young and yet you have memory loss."

I blushed and put the TV back to its original spot. As I turned to go, the old lady suddenly shouted: "Young man, go ahead and move the TV, I was the one who went through the wrong door ..."